Future Lady's Man....

Mommy, if I put my ear on your chest, I can hear your heartbeat.  Want me to show you?

"Sure Jace".....and he tries putting his ear on my chest...then steps back and puts his hands on my chest (in a somewhat violating way) and says "can you move these? they are blocking my hearing"

First TRULY awkward conversation with Jace.....
      "Mommy what is this on my chest?" 
      "Its a nipple"
      "What is it for?  Why do I need 2 of them?"
      "Uhmmmm.... I don't really know Jace"
      "Can I see yours?"
      "Def not"